July 7, 2010

top 10 reasons not to get the flu

10. Your family will probably have it too.
9. If your family is sick too, you probably won't get to control the tv...and Barney is much more annoying when you're nauseous.
8. Your toddler will still insist on crawling all over you...especially on your stomach.
7. Your toddler will bang like crazy on the bathroom door if you close it to spare her the details.
6. Your hubby will be the one who gets to stay in bed.
5. You will have to cancel all your plans.
4. Your toddler will steal your comfy spot on the couch AND your pillow.
3. You will be hungry but will be afraid to eat.
2. You won't want to tell anyone because they'll treat you like you have leprosy.
1. You will have to forgo your post about the Holiday weekend and blog about having the flu instead.

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